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24 Jul 14 at 7 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker What do you eat at uni cos it aint like high school where you have like a certain meal time? Or do you just buy food all the time?

Oh lord, my diet was so bad at uni last semester. I bought food 80% of the time which was bad for my wallet (would total to approximately $40 per week) as well as my health because the food was filled with MSG, fats and salts LOL.

BUT I have been on this new health kick and I am going to make and bring my own lunch to uni now.

me: *sees ur message right away*
me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me: *forgets to respond*
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17 Jul 14 at 7 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker post a nude

asker wait, so have you actually had sex or?

Yeah I do it at least 3 times a day.

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15 Jul 14 at 7 am

Asked by Anonymous

asker post a selfie.

so demanding

but okay

i live to please the people

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

(Source: cowsrwows, via fake-mermaid)

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24 Jun 14 at 4 am

Teach Me Something Useful (via lejenndary)

(Source: heartofthebitter-mindofapoet, via lejenndary)

"

In high school,
they do not teach you
the important things.
You walk across the stage
and are handed a piece of paper
proving that you can survive
four years in hell;
someone makes a speech
telling you how great
and big
and new
the world is,
regurgitating well-rehearsed lies
that not even
they believe.

But they do not warn you
of the lonely nights ahead
in your new apartment
that is much too big for you
and does not feel like home,
or of the heartbreak endured
as your love walks out your door
for the very last time.
No one tells you
how quickly bills will pile up,
or how it is now up to you
to pull yourself out of bed
every morning
and pretend you are alive.

I can recite the Cell Theory in my sleep.
I dream of math equations that I will never need.
I can recite Walt Whitman like his words were once mine,
but I must’ve skipped over the chapter in my textbook
that tells me how to be alive.

"

  • everyone is out partying and having fun while i am stuck at home studying for this stupid biochem exam WHICH BTW HAS NO PRACTICE EXAM AT ALL 
  • but i got a new pair of heels and dress for under $50 altogether so we all know who the real winner is here
  • finally booked my p’s drivers license test!!!!!!! fingers crossing that i pass because lord knows i do not want to pay another $55
  • i have so much planned for these holidays omg
  • most of it involves getting hot
  • jokes i have a whole list of movies to watch and books to read THIS WILL BE GREAT
  • hehehe you make me so happy
  • ed sheeran’s new album is perfection
  • turning 19 in 2 weeks and i really do not like that number. it’s not even, you can’t divide it by anything, ffs i hate prime numbers
  • my timetable sucks next semester, I HAVE TO COME IN EVERY DAY
  • 25 CONTACT HOURS
  • WHY DOES A SUBJECT NEED 2 LABS 
  • hmm haven’t told my parents about me going to axp….OH WELL
  • okay
  • back to stuDYING
  • DYING
  • HERE

this guy keeps making statuses of things he stole from tumblr

and people are commenting “great status!”, “keep the statuses coming man!” BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH

YOU’RE LIVING A LIE

STOP

ALSO I AM GOING TO FAIL MY BIOPHYSICS EXAM ON MONDAY SO BAD

THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER

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07 Jun 14 at 10 am

Asked by mallie-chan

asker 33 45 66 73 100 go go go!
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex? In the middle of it now, I just need to answer some questions.
  • WHERES 45 WHAT THE HECK
  • 66. Future career: I have no idea STOP ASKING ME MUM. Nah, I actually have no clue. I don’t even know where I am going with my degree.
  • 73. Which is better; sensitive or loud? Hmmmmmm, I would be a complete annoyance and say both. I mean, I don’t like people who lack emotional understanding but I can’t stand those who can;t handle anything. As for loudness (I am assuming the kind of loud that translate to opinionated), it’s good to voice your views but just don’t shove it down my throat (SA’s pls stop, I do not want to sign a petition NO STOP).
  • 100. Do you like the way you look? It varies up on days. I mean some days I am like “girl you are looking fineeeee” but other days I am thinking “Wow cover that shiET UP”. But I wouldn’t change anything about it.

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.
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04 Jun 14 at 7 pm

John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via imyourhazelgracewaters)

(via insiped)

"What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers."

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02 Jun 14 at 10 am

Asked by insiped

asker 1, 7, 11, 132 ;))

hello, i miss u and thanks for the liking of my posts, it really boosted my self esteem <33333

ALSO YOU’RE VERY CHEEKY

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Gregory

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship 2 months from now? I hope it gets to the point where he sees all my wierdness BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO ESCAPE THIS SWIRLING VORTEX OF TERROR

11. What does the most recent text you sent say? “I’ll see if anyone is selling!” I AM SUCH A GOOD FRIEND FINDING TICKETS FOR AXP FOR MY FRIENDS

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? IT HAS BEEN A WHILE but I think it was Helen!!

TFIOS THIS WEDNESDAY GET PUMPED MON